sleeping beauty .. or disaster ?

sleeping disaster #1:
i was 11, we just moved to a new house, fa 7a6een those mouse trap sticky thingeys in every fucking corner. in the middle of my sleep , i walk out of my room with my blanket in my hand (thats how my family realize im sleepwalking, muqarar el kanbal ;p) uw i walk to the 9aala, el khadamaat were watching miss world and rooting for "miss pilipeeeeeen" uw they saw me walking to the end of the hall and went back to my room. 3adey sa7? well thats not the end of it. i woke up the next morning to find el khadama screaming "AYYY" khara3atney. wela sh9aayer? wana atmakh6ar bel 9aala, the blanket got stuck on the khara mouse trap uw made its way to gaa3at reely !! fa it took them around half an hour to get it off my freaking foot uw 6b3an yeldy enshala3 uw 9aar filem 6 :p "el feeeeraanu aaateya, e7maw el nass mn el 6aa3uun!" wayed mtáthra mn ma7'6u'6a uw mabruuka which btw is on everyday 3al wa6an 12.30 pm

not a disaster but weird something #2:
ahaley lock their room when theyre out and keep the key ta7at bel ma6bakh, fa eb n9 noumty qarart eny mshtahya aruu7 daarhum, fa nezalt all the way down , took their key , went to their room, unlocked it , and slept on their bed .. laman radaw el bait legouny eb fraash'hum and were like wtf, lana im not the lovey dovey type thats gona sleep bainhum , i like my space :p obouy 7aawal yesheelney zaain ma 9aar feeh disc :p so they went to the 9aala to have dinner, uw bru7y i slept walked my way back to my room an hour later.

weird something #3:
i was taking an art class back in highschool uw el huula ablety shagatna shag 3adey 3 months we do the same shit ! she was teaching us how to draw ashyaa mn kel naa7ya , anyhuuuu, fa ana wayed teqama9t el shakh9eya eny picasso, fa wana nayma , re7t el ma6bakh, 6ala3t el ketchup, put it on the table , sat down, and started drawing bel hawa , ekhty dashat 3alay wtguul ashuufech tarsimeen shay bel hawa, then etlifeen el ketchup and draw again, i got a D in that class :D bitch maybayen eb 3ainha :p

weird something #4:
9a3adt all the way up to daar ekhty, she was on the fone, uw she knew i was sleep walking (again the kanbal carrying)
me: ta3ashaitay?
her: eeee ?
me: laaazem tet3ashain ok !
6ala3t mn daarha, she followed me, chan aba6el el thalaaja waguul "enta b3d laazem tet3asha"
na3am ??? lol

yeaa so these are my weird ass sleep escapades, none of which i remember

suuuuga

u know how as kids we were constantly asked "what do u wana be when u grow up?" the typical answers i usually hear were : doctor,policeman, wetha kelesh baaaa3ouha begulun astronaut. ana my dream ever since i was 12 was to be a professional race car driver ! i was always the grl who played racing cars in arcades. uw as i grew up, waayed knt abuug el sayaara wa3eesh el dour, then 3ad laman i turned 18 , 3sht el dour tamaaaman :p speed gives me a temporary high! i went to b7rain once uw they have this racing track (and no not formula 1) its the ones u find in amusement parks, uw after we were done with it, the guy in charge offered me to train in the ba7rainey women's race car team thingey!!! lel asaf im not ba7raineya ;( wela chaan mn uma hadayt el jam3a uw umen yabatkum lol ! 7ata the outfit 6 ! picture urselves in this , akhaaih

testicles

9af el 3arabey. 2001 istaath el 3arabey nskhat mr. burns , he's like 70 shay uw 3adey 3ugb bacher ytwafa ya3nee 7araam kena emhalgeen eb umen yaaabeta ! mn el nou3 ely enresh el zuuleya deodrant uw ensheba bel chabreet lool ya3nee u get the idea :p el muhem 7 yrs later uw layl7een ath7ak 3ala hal salfa !
kaan tawa kaateb el dars (shakhbarey :p) uw ena laazem nanqela .. fa while writing it , ana uw rfeejty g3deen ensoulef , uw ohwa tenarfaz.
istaath : YAL GARAAAAAGER SKTAW !!!!
e7na: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!

el maq9uud ena jam3 garga , fa 9rna garaager 3ala 7saaba

hahahahaaayyy !

i heart nerds

update: this is what i would call a hot nerd :p ely mn ugly betty , fa ely eshuufa ebyfham wat characteristics i meant ...

as for this one below , it was just a picture of my favorite geek from Beauty and the Geek :p abay mayshaweg ?!?!
ok i really really have a thing for nerds !! ill explain why i like this particular nerd later :p bas 3muuman batkalam 3an laysh a7ebhum. a7eb really really really smart guys both common sense street smart uw ely mashalah 3alaihum 3ndehum knowledge 3an kel shay! i like how theyre in their own world uw don't have a clue bout "the latest gossip" . i like how they get red in the face whenever a grl talks to them uw can't make eye contact ! i like how they're into their video games uw 3aadey 3aadey layl7een ma we9alehum el khabar ena efta7aw avenues. uw ena may7ebuun el 6al3a wel gezz wel ehyaaata, i like my man to be baytuuty uw etha etha eby6la3 chithey yeruu7 el duwaneya ;p uw i also find na'6aara 6ibeya a turn on :p

ok al7een agulekum laysh a7eb that particular nerd . madre etha u guys ever watched the show esma "beauty and the geek" . . basically its a reality show uw ye7e6uun 10 hot ass beautiful but really air-headed grls uw 10 from the nerdiest nerds uw pair them up uw they have to live in this mansion uw they get voted off each week. nafs 6agat survivor bas shloun they survive? el air heads yet3alemoun mn el nerds 3an smart ashyaa uw el nerds yet3alemoun mn el banaat how to be socially accepted . mathalan yt3alemoun how to approach a girl and ask for her number uw ashyaa chithey. fa they get tested for that wely yefuuz yg3ad. anywayz fa its really funny seeing them interact with eachother lana jad complete opposites. fa after watching this show sj sj shft el nerds 3ala 6abee3at.hum uw ma tet9aweroun shkether theyre the best guys (in my opinion) ya3nee sj 3ala neyaat.hum , uw theyre so fucking nice, lana a9lan may7a9elehum yekalmuun bnaya, fa when they actually get the chance to , they treat u like a queen , may3arfuun yejre7uun a9lan ! 7ata hathayl ely bel show ely malekaat jamaal uw stuck up bitches ended up loving the nerds.

moral of my nerd obsession .. ana an9a7 enkum etghayruun ur standards of "hot guys" ena etrakzuun 3ala looks uw popularity uw being socially accepted uw shesuug etc. give the nerds a chance wala :p