sleeping disaster #1:
i was 11, we just moved to a new house, fa 7a6een those mouse trap sticky thingeys in every fucking corner. in the middle of my sleep , i walk out of my room with my blanket in my hand (thats how my family realize im sleepwalking, muqarar el kanbal ;p) uw i walk to the 9aala, el khadamaat were watching miss world and rooting for "miss pilipeeeeeen" uw they saw me walking to the end of the hall and went back to my room. 3adey sa7? well thats not the end of it. i woke up the next morning to find el khadama screaming "AYYY" khara3atney. wela sh9aayer? wana atmakh6ar bel 9aala, the blanket got stuck on the khara mouse trap uw made its way to gaa3at reely !! fa it took them around half an hour to get it off my freaking foot uw 6b3an yeldy enshala3 uw 9aar filem 6 :p "el feeeeraanu aaateya, e7maw el nass mn el 6aa3uun!" wayed mtáthra mn ma7'6u'6a uw mabruuka which btw is on everyday 3al wa6an 12.30 pm
not a disaster but weird something #2:
ahaley lock their room when theyre out and keep the key ta7at bel ma6bakh, fa eb n9 noumty qarart eny mshtahya aruu7 daarhum, fa nezalt all the way down , took their key , went to their room, unlocked it , and slept on their bed .. laman radaw el bait legouny eb fraash'hum and were like wtf, lana im not the lovey dovey type thats gona sleep bainhum , i like my space :p obouy 7aawal yesheelney zaain ma 9aar feeh disc :p so they went to the 9aala to have dinner, uw bru7y i slept walked my way back to my room an hour later.
weird something #3:
i was taking an art class back in highschool uw el huula ablety shagatna shag 3adey 3 months we do the same shit ! she was teaching us how to draw ashyaa mn kel naa7ya , anyhuuuu, fa ana wayed teqama9t el shakh9eya eny picasso, fa wana nayma , re7t el ma6bakh, 6ala3t el ketchup, put it on the table , sat down, and started drawing bel hawa , ekhty dashat 3alay wtguul ashuufech tarsimeen shay bel hawa, then etlifeen el ketchup and draw again, i got a D in that class :D bitch maybayen eb 3ainha :p
weird something #4:
9a3adt all the way up to daar ekhty, she was on the fone, uw she knew i was sleep walking (again the kanbal carrying)
me: ta3ashaitay?
her: eeee ?
me: laaazem tet3ashain ok !
6ala3t mn daarha, she followed me, chan aba6el el thalaaja waguul "enta b3d laazem tet3asha"
na3am ??? lol
yeaa so these are my weird ass sleep escapades, none of which i remember
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YAL KHARRA I CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!!!!!!
loooooooooooooooooooooool!!
7ellwaaaaa 7elwaaaaa, khooush mawagef.
ambeeh wedi ashoof a7ad sleepwalking :p
enzain ana agool egeflon 3laich 5ofech 3la yom te6l3en el share3 m3a kanblech wla shay :p
LOOL join the club ;p
bas 7imday rabich it stopped. One day I woke up MFASAKHA!!!
shoma: looool aww atha7kech ? :p
bu fahad: im glad my weirdness amuses u :p mnaa7ey
ghadoor: lool ham ana wedy ashuuf shakley :p ashwa the last time that happened was 5 yrs ago, i think im over it now or ena ma7ad g3d yeshufney :p
ruby woo: looool ! hatha maysamuuna sleepwalking, 3aad raaj3ay ruu7ech uw shufay sh7almaana feeh hathaak elyoum :p
loool huush now ;p
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! PLZZ how old were u lama re7tay nemtay bifrash ahalich! AHAM SHAY drawing in the kitchen! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
Chirp: looool i was 11 :p
why did you stop blogging? shaklich 5oush wa7da.. hope to see you around soon..
why did you stop blogging? shaklich 5oush wa7da.. hope to see you around soon..
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